All content copyright 1971 - 2098 paul santa maria
Behold My November Works Amount:
I am highly interested in licensing my music, of which I have 666 (unfortunate number, that ...)
songs in many many styles from Christmas to horror music. Contact me if interested.
Paul Santa Maria Arts
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BEFORE YOU GO ANY FURTHER ....
A Note to the Visitor:
Hope you like my site. If you see artwork (pencil, paint, stipple, photoshop paintings) then I did them. I do NOT use A.I. to create artwork, (or music) and you have to actually SAY THAT these days - I was always such an amazing pencil artist that even 40+ years ago, people were unsure if they were photos or - what?
If you hear something, I wrote it or played it unless otherwise noted. At the bottom of the Music Catalogue page, there is a list of the 20+ people who have been on my tunes over 45 years, but if they are not on there, then I wrote it, arranged, performed it, engineered it and mastered it.
Everything on my site is copyrighted, whether registered or not and by being placed in a public forum, it is such. ~ Pauly 8.2024
"KOY in COLOR" the painted version of my 1980 pencil drawing. c Pauly
T.o.C. for all things Paul Santa Maria
< MY ENTIRE MUSIC CATALOGUE
Go HERE to HEAR as many tunes as you can stomach that I produced and performed by myself on all guitars, basses and voices (with a little help from some musical friends) then to iTunes or your favorite platform to purchase the music. Or just repeat listen to the YouTube playlist and I get paid anyway. 495 of my works are on iTunes, Amazon, or my Youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUmDorLxn4p4_6m1uav1wsA
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< The Guitar Explained Instruction Manual
Read the testimonials and then the information to make an informed choice as to why you might want / need to purchase my Guitar / Bass/ Theory training manual. If you're still "in the dark", buy it.
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< Looking for My Artwork or Graphics?
For graphic art (such as photo repair, photo trickery and manipulation for real estate, weddings, etc.,) go to Trickphoto.com HERE.
For my Fine Art, I'm rebuilding the gallery. Go here instead: www.ArtOfPencil.com
For my non-denominational Art Of The Cross book, go HERE.
For any other art requests (prints, etc.) use my CONTACT FORM.
To CONTACT me and everything else ...
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Trickphoto.com
THE WOLFSON AWARD
THE WOLFSON AWARD
From my world-famous giant spider pic to "glamour" photo updates, photo repairs and reconstructions plus graphic art for any need from pure business to pure art. I also train students in Photoshop for the basic to advanced knowledge of graphic art principles.
THE WOLFSON AWARD
THE WOLFSON AWARD
THE WOLFSON AWARD
Pauly Live Videos
Pauly Live Videos
Pauly Live Videos
See what I do whilst in the flesh at a club, a restaurant, indeed any venue!
FAQs
Pauly Live Videos
Pauly Live Videos
Training in music theory for ANY instrument, guitar and bass lessons, Photoshop, etc.
TESTIMONIALS
Guitar/Bass or Art Lessons
Paul Santa Maria BioRez
Paul Santa Maria BioRez
Guitar/Bass or Art Lessons
Paul Santa Maria BioRez
Guitar/Bass or Art Lessons
Guitar/Bass or Art Lessons
Guitar/Bass or Art Lessons
Art Of The Cross Book
Art Of The Cross Book
Guitar/Bass or Art Lessons
Sweet and Upbeat
Art Of The Cross Book
Sweet and Upbeat
TRUTH
Art Of The Cross Book
Sweet and Upbeat
Not funny - but FUNNY!!
Wish I had made this!!
This is why I don't perform live anymore, in case you cared.
NEW - THE STUPID HUMANS SECTION!!
...and now, A Testament to TRULY Monumental Stupidity !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Since this is MY website, and I PAY for it and I MAINTAIN it, then allow me to focus on this mook Paul Jones. This is the kind of STUPIDITY that makes people turn away from something new - in this case, 2 of the greatest songwriters ever. The Beatles went on to generate TRILLIONS of dollars in many businesses besides the "music" business - to be fair, how could he have know they would - that's NOT the point (although the screeching girls at the airport / venues and Ed Sullivan's display of them MIGHT have been a SUBTLE CLUE...!!)
No the point would be that he DISMISSED THEM OUT OF HAND - and HE INSULTED THE 3 STOOGES AS WELL. This guy never had any clue what was good or bad (just like the numerous record labels that turned down The Beatles and myself as well) and by giving his BULLSHIT USELESS opinion he diverted people from the FUN of what the Beatles were. Him and DICK JAMES - another idiot in history.
For all Beatle fans everywhere, Mr. STOOPID Jones ...
F you and everyone like you. ~ Paul Santa Maria, 2.10.2023
* UPDATE 10.23.2023: EFF YOU AGAIN, YOU MOOK, on behalf of songwriters everywhere ... And I'm sorry your name was PAUL.
UPDATE 4/26.24: EFF YOU AGAIN.